Something Funny {but not to me} ~

Nothing like documenting experiences. Well do i have one for the record. This weekend i FINALLY used my spa day gift certificate that my awesome hubby got for me back last December. Yeah, i have not used it till now. I kept telling myself that once the bulk of the kitchen was done i would go. So this weekend i decided it was high time to go. I have been before and the gentleman that they used to have is gone. He was a gay guy and very professional. This go round i was not so lucky. Let me explain. So i get there first thing in the morning and all the employees were in a staff meeting. When they all came out i watched to see other ladies go with whoever for whatever they were doing. I saw this guy and hoped he was not the one to give me my massage. He was very scraggly looking....and that is being nice. Next thing i new....he was introducing himself to me. GREAT. All i kept telling myself was ...hopefully he is good at what he does. I got on the table and closed my eyes and tried to relax. At first i thought well this isn't so bad. Then i heard him get the oil and rub it on his hands. Still not so bad. AND then i heard him get more oil and rub it on his hands again....and his arms. Now for those of you who have had a massage you know that they use their arms sometimes across your back. And this can be very relaxing if done right. BUT this guy was a total GORILLA!!!! All i could feel was his hairy oiled up arms scrubbing up and down my back. So not the relaxing experience i paid for. I couldn't relax one moment. And it took all i had not to barf threw the pillow hole my face was in. In the end i ran out of there as fast as i could. Gross, Gross....GROSS!! Has anyone ever had an experience like that? Yuck!

Ok...lets talk about something better. So i totally had a tutorial for you lined up for last week. And i deleted the pictures i took. Ugggg! I will have to take more before i do the tutorial. So if nothing happens and the kids take a good nap i should have more pics and a sewing tutorial for ya coming soon....... :o)