If I were....

I have seen this on a few other blogs and thought it was cute:

If I were a month, I’d be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 12 noon.
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a Dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be South.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be An Aged Desk.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Sweet Tea.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Sapphire.
If I were a tree, I’d be an Christmas Tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a Drill.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Hot!
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an Acoustic Guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be Yellow!
If I were an emotion, I’d be Happy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Strawberry.
If I were an element, I’d be Air.
If I were a car, I'd be a Astin Martin .
If I were a food, I’d be Anything Mexican.
If I were a place, I’d be Italy.
If I were a material, I’d be Silk Taffeta.
If I were a scent, I’d be Vanilla.
If I were an animal, I'd be a Liger.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a Smile.
If I were a song, I’d be Something Country.
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be a Strappy Stiletto.